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Quizzle
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PostYou have posted in this forum: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:04 am   Post subject:  Magic Beer Back to top 

Magic Beer



A lady walks into a bar and sees a really ood-looking guy sitting at the
bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic
Beer", he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man
sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,
flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it. She says, "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times,and comes back in the window. She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.



The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk".


Last edited by Quizzle on Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:40 am; edited 1 time in total

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:13 am   Post subject:   Back to top 

lol cruel...

i'm a huge superman/smallville fan Smile

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:01 am   Post subject:   Back to top 

Oh man, Quiz, you gotta change the title of that joke, cause it sort of gives the punchline away. I can change the thread title if you want...

razi wrote: › i'm a huge superman/smallville fan Smile


Smallville -- that show pisses me off. I watched like the first 4 seasons religiously, until the Clark/Lana bullshit stupid love story crap just got to be too repeatitive. Can't stand that show now!

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Fuzzy Burrito
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PostYou have posted in this forum: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:18 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

I hope she was ugly. Superman wouldn't do that to a hot braud would he?

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:24 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Nevermind Superman when he's drunk... What about when he's horny?

Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore."



Yeah, It's old, I know... but since we're on the topic =)

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