ET Haiku (I stole this idea from tjw)

IoW Discord Server

Because these are fun.

Silence I kill you!
Dynamite stick on the chest!
WTF! play dead?

You have posted in this forum: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:16 am Post subject:

!revive

also posted this on tjw Cool

Full Server, fun times!
But now alone in warm-up?
Noobs voted glider!

You have posted in this forum: Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:41 am Post subject:

my first monster kill!
press F11 for screenshot
forgot new cfg, quit

A nice server
I'm happy to play again
but map is railgun

I kinda suck at these Neutral

You have posted in this forum: Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:21 am Post subject:

LOL, no those are good. I love these, keep them coming!

You have posted in this forum: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:36 pm Post subject:

crosshair on his head
attack with medpacks, lolwhat?
cg_drawgun 0!

You have posted in this forum: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:43 pm Post subject:

Sir Sux-A-Lot wrote (View Post): › crosshair on his head
attack with medpacks, lolwhat?
cg_drawgun 0!

LMFAO - brilliant one! Hate when that happens!

@on topic

What is this bullshit?
No one plays at iow!
fuckin tjw

Very Happy

Of course this is just for grins and I <3 TJW and their members. But dammit, send some of that traffic our way!! Sad

Teams just evened up.
Dead without firing a shot!
Forgot I'm axis

DOH! We've all been there, especially funny when you're specing a teammate in limbo who just switched and you're yelling at them to SHOOT GODDAMMIT WTF ARE YOU DOING???

You have posted in this forum: Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:32 pm Post subject:

Am i the bad one
Who does not know what to say
except w.t.f

Hows that one???

You have posted in this forum: Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:21 am Post subject:

structurally correct for a haiku, but....seriously lacking in anything "et" related Very Happy

I just try and think of things that happen in the game that bug the shit outta me, make me laugh or are frustrating things that happen all the time Laughing

Then, the haikus flow like 'da Nile!

@ontopic

Grow a sack pussy!
Stand with me in brave battle!
backraging camper....

You have posted in this forum: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:43 am Post subject:

Oh i get it beck
Running away from me now
Goddamn packing ho

Better???

You have posted in this forum: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:47 am Post subject:

DarkJester59 wrote (View Post): › Oh i get it beck
Running away from me now
Goddamn packing ho

Better???

yes!

accuracy low
several shots to the face
I hate meds like Beck!

You have posted in this forum: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:58 am Post subject:

LOL, did you guys actually play with me last night? I stunk the place up ffs

@ontopic

Why do i bother?
Night after night same bullshit!
Time to get some hax

You have posted in this forum: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:23 am Post subject:

The worst Sin is
To be caught hacking in
Instruments of war

You have posted in this forum: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:23 am Post subject:

DarkJester59 wrote (View Post): › The worst Sin is
To be caught hacking in
Instruments of war

the new IOW Haiku I'm with smart

You have posted in this forum: Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:59 am Post subject:

Just for your info
Darkjester owns the forums
Slackers need to speak

You have posted in this forum: Fri Feb 03, 2012 8:50 am Post subject:

In honor of allagor....

oh no here he comes
killing all defending flag
allagor adren

muzzle flash from far
allagor mobile mg
Now I'm fucking fragged