Alright - I said I was going to start a thread, because the forums are boring this week!!!!

On TJW's forums (yes, I whore it up there too ) they have a Haiku thread. I contributed some that I thought were pretty good (all ET related), so I feel that I have the right to republish my haiku's from there, here.

I think popsicle had a good explanation of haiku, just so you can remember:

pops wrote: › Ok, you know the rules. 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 again, and heavy on the imagery. I know, this isn't 'real' Haiku, but a bastardized version we were taught in 4th grade. I'll get you started...

Rambo medics run
Packing around the corner
Riflenade bank shot

Bullets whizzing by
Where in the fuck are they from?
Skull split by sniper

Panzer is noobish
Put that fucking thing away!
Use adren instead

Hissing sound and smoke
Feeling of impending dread
Becks' landmine whoring

Some sick fuck's prowling,
Hoards of corpses with no pants!
Generator blown!

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Now ---- lets read some more!

Some new ones:


Check out this sweet spree
Twenty-two kills and one death!
Oh yeah, I'm mortar

dedicated to my good buddy hobbs


You ain't got no friends
An award you have received
team bleed back-rager!


Twitching and shaking
Cannot track the enemy
Fucking punkbuster!

Miller on a spree
Killing many then packing
BECK types 'bang hacker

only people who play on our server should get that one

okay now I'm fucked
thought I had this one-on-one!
Forgot to reload.

About to rage quit
Killing me with my own gun
Spawn camping med-whore!

Nade throws me ragdoll
Sweet angel medic revives
Nice I'm stuck in wall

lol brilliant Nura! Hilarious to me that the first person to post here is TJW

just goes to show u how much they love their haikus

How about you pump!? Got one for us?


Bonus BECK haikus:


Friday approaching
Excited for the frag fest
teamspeak with good friends!

Clueless allies spawn
Poised to unload tank MG!
overheated hiss.

I hate when that happens.....

Team is getting camped
I just captured forward spawn!
Slash kill now you fools!

Um, may want to check that last one Beck."Team getting camped" is 4 syllables by my count. Unlessss you're counting "camped" as "cam...ped".
And Pumpkin, wow, I don't know where to start. First of all you only have one line. And to make it worse, it only has 12 syllables total not the required 17 between 3 lines. Also, in the plural form would still be 'Haiku' not 'haikus'.
Tsk. C'mon guys let's follow the rules. Mmkay?

LOL - thanks Nura.

--- another one ---

Who is this dumbass?
Smell of smoldering teammates
Flamer in the bank

!Gangstas Wassup guys
thought I would drop in and say hi!
mortar for the win!



akimbos are out!
you can't handle meh panzer!
lay off the peyote!

wow that was little tougher than it looks and we dumbed it down.

BECK wrote (View Post): › Some new ones: Check out this sweet spree Twenty-two kills and one death! Oh yeah, I'm mortar dedicated to my good buddy hobbs

I feel so special beck sorry I can't think of any that would really make you happy.

at least SOMEONE contributed :/


Finally respawned!
Long walk across map for not.
lucky ass grenade


red circle hovers
Needle out but he just tapped!
I am medic fool!


I'm running out of good ideas......haiku-block


Click click gun empty
How the fuck do you still live?
Gay red needle

Direct panzer hit
Yet plyers keep on turning
leet flak-jacket win!


covie sneaks upstairs
Behind him in hot pursuit
satchel to the dome!

lol beck you are quite the poet eh?

lemme try this out:

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Beck hides near our spawn
His head leaning past the wall
oh noes mouse has died!

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Logitech G5--
This mouse will last forever
Weighting game is over
   (zomg mouse configuration joke)

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Sound heard from afar.
Shouldn't require my focus.
..mortars make no sense!
   (another for hobbs)

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Sin was a tough kill
Now he plays weird games on steam
Oh the good old days...

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On ... Haiku? (recursion fail!)

Poems about E.T.
Why are these enjoyable?
Pump does not approve.

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I should do some work
But writing poems is better
I'll do that instead.

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On Tech...

Update flash player...
What is this message I see...
Why adobe, why?!

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Flash player on phones
It was a dream, thats for sure
Screw it, buy PhoneGap.

BECK wrote (View Post): › at least SOMEONE contributed :/ Direct panzer hit Yet plyers keep on turning leet flak-jacket win!

I think I was there for that one

You killed me. Great Shot!
But we are on the same team.
You goddamn bastard!

oh you have no health.
Let me heal you; kill-revive.
What the Hell? complain?

oh those pretty flags.
Up to me to capture them.
Sneak TK?! F1!

Some are worth repeating

You killed me. Great Shot!
But we are on the same team.
You goddamn bastard!


only have one life
"arg! help... medic!" I go down...
grenade on my chest


"don't go to limbo"
"hey... hold on... i'm almost there"
the gun leaves his hands

nice ones


What is this bullshit?
Fragged at noon on a friday!
Bex working from home




The server is full!
Feeling just like the old days
Christmas break frag fest

AND I expect you all to be there!!! Family? Pft....Travel? Pft......IoW is where you will be!


The new maps are sweet!
But happiness is ruined
Cry-baby bitchers

That's for all those ingrates who shit on the new maps

Hidden in the crowd
enemy cannot see me
that god damn mortar!

You say you shot me,
I want to believe you but,
I can't stand Medics

This stupid medic,
can't pull a needle or packs
now he needs medics