ET Haiku (I stole this idea from tjw)

You have posted in this forum: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:25 pm Post subject:

!revive!

Quit ur damn bitching
I just owned you fair and square
He blames the lag spike

It's bullshit you say?
Bragging about your prowess?
E-T dick envy

both of those were inspired by recent events on =F|A= server :/

fun times two v two
panzerwar low gravity
Lets do it again!

Yellow glowing pad
Springs me to insane new heights
E-T Tower laughs

luv me some ET Tower yallz Cool

server full, it's great!
Time for an M-L-B map!
pump votes l-n-a

hahaha totally, right?

All of us stranded
Women says 'disconnected'
J-V-I crash fail

Again, inspired from actual events. Twice.

That sound makes me cringe
Coughing heaving and moaning
Nort barfs on T-S

Yes. That did happen.

Clothes from my fresh corpse
Through my door you now venture?
Leet trip-mine revenge

!surprise

Miller's not yet here
Friday night quarter to ten
Diablo three fail

That also happened.

You have posted in this forum: Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:23 am Post subject:

Lol good ones beck XD

You have posted in this forum: Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:27 am Post subject:

thanks - can't believe pumpy didn't notice the one he was in!

LOL

You have posted in this forum: Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:30 am Post subject:

lol mabye hes just letting it slide so he gets a +1 for being humble?

You have posted in this forum: Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:02 am Post subject:

!revive

Inspired for some new poems?

swinging blade humming
piercing pain seers my poor back
allagor knife spree

Fifty-five corpses
crackling metal hissing
venom pwns m-g

Damn you and your record!

Commander pleading!
Respawn! Run Fast! Defuse! Schnell!
Walljumping faggot

what the fuck was that?
Team is groaning in limbo
Riflenade bounce fail

Beck you should really love these

laying prone waiting
enemy climbs up ladder
M.G. to da face

Kill Field ops with nade
I quickly climb the ladder
oh shit an M.G.

You have posted in this forum: Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:34 am Post subject:

Since everyone forgot how to post this week, I'm reviving an old thread with some fresh, inspiring Haiku's to get you in the mood to play tonight.

Friday dawns at last
Server hums with full players
Venom A-F-K

Hackers plentiful
Impossible headshots scored
Epic Nort rage quit

Piercing pain in back
Careless sprint through axis base
Allagor knife kill

Teamspeak patrons joy
Howls of laughter fill the room
Miller grandma voice

Marios good night
Groans of sadness and despair
Prison guard duties

EDIT: I just noticed i wrote a haiku about allagors knife skills last time.....must be a common theme/gripe for me Razz

for those who saw me yesterday.

games are going well
team speak rage and laughing
I.S.P. Epic Fail

You have posted in this forum: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:53 pm Post subject:

Was wondering what happened to you.

You have posted in this forum: Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:28 am Post subject:

2015 Edition!! BUMP!!! For 2015!!!

Saturday dawning
Slot five has not retired
Venom waffle face

Good friends from the past
Connecting after long break
Q-T says Suck It

Jay-D is prowling
miles away from his team
command post is doomed

Map has just ended
Limbs of comrads still falling
panzer spawncamping

You have posted in this forum: Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:04 am Post subject:

Lol at the Jayd part

You have posted in this forum: Fri Sep 25, 2015 1:41 pm Post subject:

Oops...had to make some edits...haiku skills a bit rusty.

IoW
Myriad Or Modicum
Intrepidation

United As One
Our Band Of Brothers
Unabatedly

You have posted in this forum: Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:06 am Post subject:

Nice totes!

Flo is teambleeding
QT is landmine whoring
Gon be a long night