ok i like doin story times with haxors, and heres the story
i connect as <iow> pete and after a while im in global chat and say my fuckin ping is so fuckin high (80, normal 50), its fuckin retarded, and this dude no... is like, well get some fuckin better internet and quit bitchin, and im like wtf
so bam, i become starfox, and i say to him wtfis ur prob, hes like bitchin at me sayin i shud get cable instead dial up, and i tell him, u fuckin tard, if i had dial up my ping would be way bove 80, therefore i do have broadband
so then this fuck is sayin quit ur fuckin bith and get better bandwith and tell he is like, someone fuckin vote mute starfox, and hes like !votemute starfox, hes fuckin whinin like a lil baby, and so im like, hah go ahead try to vote mute me, i dare ya and while u at it, BAM i slap a !mute no.. and the fucker gets muted, some pubs cheer me on
anyway at this time he is spawn campin the allied spawn with his sten, as im typin, and all i see are kills made by him, im like wtf, so i go around to where he is and slap 3hs on him, but he was able to manage to get 2 on me, super fast
then he starts spammin through pm, /m A so about 9 peeps get it, sayin how im fuckin annoyin because im bitchin with have dial up, too cheap to get cable or sometin like that
at tis time i say, beck spec this fuck for me plz, i think he might gotta hax, anyway beck goes spec and i change my name to barcleycard, and i go fops and get outta spawn only to come to the blown wall and die right away of a sten, i pm beck, which u see, sayin that im gonna spec this fuck too, however by the time i cycled to ths name, beck banned the fuck for haxin
AHH yes, my beautiful grammar in this story is amazin, but w/e im tired and its late, but i like tellin my haxor stories, they entertain me
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