Some guy bought a new fridge for his house To get
rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard
and hung a sign on it saying:"Free to good home.
You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat
there without even one person looking twice at it. He
eventually decided that people were too un-trusting
of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he
changed the sign to read:"Fridge for sale $50". The
next day someone stole it. Caution . . .
. . They Walk Among Us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises
in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her
head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
. . . They Walk Among Us!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told
him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or
Pacific time?"Wanting to end the call quickly, I said,
"Uh, Pacific" . . . . . .
.. . . They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard one of the
administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove
down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get
sunburned because the car was moving". . . . .
. . . They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped. She keeps it in the trunk .
. . . They Walk Among Us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
. . . They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every
time she turned her head?" I explained that a
person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart
no matter which way the head is turned. . . . . . .
. . . They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet? " . . . .
. . . They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be
alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
. . . Yep,. . They Walk Among Us too.
They walk among us, and they REPRODUCE!
......AND.....Even worse--THEY VOTE!!
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