Currently over 250 sounds!
Sounds available to pubs: (Levels 1-2)
Spoilers:
#
!play ****
What's in the sound?
req lvl
Source
Filename
Filesize
#1
!play adminabuse
"Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system." 'SHUT UP.'
"Come and see the violence inherent in the system, Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" 'Bloody peasant!'
1
Monty Python
adminabuse.wav
100KB
#2
!play ammo
Praise the lord and pass the ammunition
1
Source
ammunition.wav
29.4KB
#3
!play beautiful
You're Beautiful
1
Source
beautiful.wav
25KB
#4
!play boo
Boooooooooooo
1
Source
boo.wav
26.1KB
#5
!play brb
Hey hang on you guys, I'll be right back
1
Cheech & Chong
brb.wav
27KB
#6
!play clap
*clapping noise*
1
Source
clap.wav
31.4KB
#7
!play die
Die Damnit!
1
Source
die.wav
30KB
#8
!play flying
Yep, I'm flying through the air, this is not good.
1
Talledega Nights
thisisnotgood.wav
27.1KB
#9
!play goodgrief
Oh good grief
1
Charlie Brown
good_grief.wav
19.3KB
#10
!play happy
Happy, Happy, Happy, ha ha ha haaa ha ha
1
zoolander
greet2.wav
82.5KB
#11
!play hitme
Hit me with your best shot
1
Pat Benatar
hitme.wav
23.5KB
#12
!play howdy
Howdy partners!
1
Source
howdypartners.wav
19.4KB
#13
!play howyadoin
Howyadoin?
1
Source
howyadoing.wav
11.8KB
#14
!play kissme
First you want to kill me. Now you want to kiss me.
1
Source
killmekissme.wav
32.1KB
#15
!play lies
Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!
1
Wedding Crashers
eroneous.wav
42.1KB
#16
!play niceone
Looking good you handsome motherfucker
1
Source
lookingood.wav
33.3KB
#17
!play pathetic
Geez, I gotta learn how to fight, this is pathetic.
1
Source
pathetic.wav.wav
37KB
#18
!play welose
That's it man, game over man, its game over!
1
Aliens
gameovr.wav
39.4KB
#19
!play wesuck
Oh no. We suck again!
1
The Waterboy
ohnowesuckagain.wav
33.1KB
#20
!play wewin
Jordan fades back, swoosh, and that's the game!
1
Liar Liar
the_game.wav
44.2KB
#21
!play whatsup
What's up baby? What's up sluts?
1
Clerks
whatupbaby.wav
32KB
#22
!play beer
Mmmmmm. Beer.
2
The Simpsons
beer11.wav
15KB
#23
!play blewmycover
YOU BLEW MY COVER!
2
Arnold Schwarzenegger
blewmycover.wav
17.8KB
#24
!play bullshit
That's bullshit!
2
Source
bullBLEEP.wav
12KB
#25
!play burned
Someone help me, I'm I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned.
2
Austin Powers
burned.wav
58.2KB
#26
!play drugsarebad
Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs, uh, If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, mkay?
2
South Park
drugsarebad.wav
59.5KB
#27
!play drunk
Lets get drunk!
2
Source
letsgetdrunk.wav
24.9KB
#28
!play fail
*Sad tuba sound*
2
The Price is Right
sadtuba.wav
48.2KB
#29
!play family
Oh come on, this is a family place!
2
Source
familyplace.wav
37.2KB
#30
!play fu
Fuck you, asshole
2
Arnold Schwarzenegger
fu.wav
16.3KB
#31
!play goodnight
So say goodnight to the bad guy.
2
Scarface
goodnight.wav
29KB
#32
!play highonlife
"yeah most people think I'm on drugs cause I'm always happy haha" 'Are you on drugs?' "No I'm not, I'm high on life, ahahaha"
2
American Juggalo
highonlife.wav
64.7KB
#33
!play iloveweed
I love weed
2
Knocked Up
iloveweed.wav
25.8KB
#34
!play imdone
That's it I'm done.
2
Source
that'sitimdone.wav
11.1KB
#35
!play join
Hi! Join the party! *burp*
2
The Simpsons
joinparty.wav
33.4KB
#36
!play joinup
If it is blood you seek, you're welcome to join us.
I'm looking good, I got a luscious bead of hair running from my chest pubes down to my ballfro.
10
Step Brothers
ballfro.wav
71.2KB
#3
!play composure
We can't have anyone freak out out there okay? We've got to keep our composure. We've gone too far, there's too much to lose, we've got to keep our composure.
10
Source
composure.wav
102KB
#4
!play crush
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
10
Conan the Barbarian
crushenemies.wav
50.8KB
#5
!play hax
Remember, hacking is more than just a crime, it's a survival trait.
10
Hackers
survivaltrait.wav
55.9KB
#6
!play hitler
Oh well Heil Hitler BITCH!
10
Breaking Bad
pinkman-hitler.wav
24KB
#7
!play nofail2
Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.
10
Austin Powers
failure.wav
58.6KB
#8
!play outstanding
OUTSTANDING!
10
Mortal Kombat
outstand.wav
12.4KB
#9
!play regulars
Hello steady customer, how are you this evening sir?
10
The Simpsons
wcustomer.wav
25.9KB
#10
!play shit
SHIT!
10
Step Brothers
shit.wav
11.5KB
#11
!play stfu
Hey, shut the fuck up!
10
Source
heyshutthe.wav
22.2KB
#12
!play stud
Look at this fuckin guy.
10
Major League
lookat.wav
38.9KB
#13
!play surprise
Surprise! Cockfags!
10
Team America: World Police
surprise.wav
16.5KB
#14
!play teamfail2
Jagaloons. You guys are FAILURES! FAILURES!
10
Step Brothers
jagaloons.wav
56.6KB
#15
!play towel
Don't forget to bring a towel!
10
South Park
towel.wav
13.3KB
#16
!play trollalert
Fuck, I gotta deal with this guy now?
10
Source
thisguynow.wav
19.4KB
#17
!play who
Who the fuck are you?
10
Arnold Schwarzenegger
whothefuckareyou.wav
12.9KB
#18
!play covie3
"You, are not you. You're me." 'No shit.'
11
Total Recall (1990)
younotyou.wav
50.7KB
#19
!play drdickhead
Thanks a lot doctor dickhead you totally fucked me there!
11
Baseketball
dr_dickhead.wav
26.6KB
#20
!play fu2
You know what, you know what? fuck you, FUCK YOU!
11
Source
youknowwhat.wav
35.7KB
#21
!play funny
hahahaha ha funny
11
The Hangover
fatguyfall.wav
24.1KB
#22
!play gotohell
You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!
11
South Park
gotohellanddie.wav
30.1KB
#23
!play hax2
This kid is really good.
11
Source
reallygood.wav
22.2KB
#24
!play killinnazis
You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin
11
Inglourious Basterds
business.wav
72.3KB
#25
!play nein
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
11
Inglorious Bastards
nein.wav
27.5KB
#26
!play noich2
Time to kick back, drink some beers, and smoke some weed!
11
Clerks
kickback.wav
32KB
#27
!play oblige
Hey Donny! Got us a german who wants to die for his country, oblige him.
11
Inglourious Basterds
oblige.wav
67.3KB
#28
!play scissorkick
I'm going to scissor kick you in the back of the head.
11
Talledega Nights
scissorkick.wav
32.1KB
#29
!play sparta
This is where we hold them. This is where we fight. This is where they die!
11
300
sparta.wav
102KB
#30
!play stfu2
Motherfucker what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up!
11
Source
thinkicare.wav
50.6KB
#31
!play stud2
Twenty bucks they guys dick dips in the toilet when he takes a shit
11
Source
bigdick.wav
29.6KB
#32
!play thinice
You're on this fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now fuck off!
11
Snatch
thinice.wav
92.6KB
#33
!play boner
I've got a boner!
12
Source
boner.wav
11.3KB
#34
!play boylovers
Boy lovers
12
300
boylovers.wav
19.2KB
#35
!play covie4
Secret Agent Man!
12
Austin Powers
secretagent.wav
31.3KB
#36
!play denied
Not on my watch motherfucker!
12
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
mywatch.wav
19.5KB
#37
!play gtfo
So why don't you step the FUCK BACK, before I bitchslap your heiny
12
Source
stepback.wav
53.5KB
#38
!play knifekill
cause when I remove my blade from it's sheath, I can't return it until it has felt bloooood.
12
40 Year Old Virgin
knifekill.wav
71.3KB
#39
!play mtdew
I'm all jacked up on Mt. Dew
12
Talledega Nights
jackedup.wav
23.2KB
#40
!play prick
That little prick.
12
Source
prick.wav
20.4KB
#41
!play rage2
Motherfucking titty sucking two balled BITCH!
12
Source
2balledbitch.wav
44.8KB
#42
!play stfu3
why don't you just shut your cocksucker there dickweed!
12
Source
shutit.wav
32.9KB
#43
!play teamfail3
What's with you people? Fucking imbeciles
12
Source
imbecile.wav
39.9KB
#44
!play urfucked
AHAHAHA you're fucked!
12
Source
hahahayoure.wav
33.2KB
#45
!play bros
Bro's before hoes dude
13
Source
brosbeforehos.wav
12.9KB
#46
!play deepshit
"Fuck. We're in deep shit." 'Yes, we are in very, very deep shit.'
13
Office Space
indeepBLEEP.wav
66.5KB
#47
!play dickshard
Are you familiar with the old human saying: "I want to shoot you so bad my dick's hard!"?
13
Source
dickhard.wav
43.3KB
#48
!play holdon
well let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet
13
Pulp Ficition
dicks.wav
33.4KB
#49
!play iquit
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you I'm out
13
Half Baked
i_quit.wav
74KB
#50
!play morerage
This son of bitch all night, just check-check...
13
Rounders
check.wav
65.7KB
#51
!play myface
Get the fuck out my face with that shit.
13
Pulp Fiction
my_face.wav
22.3KB
#52
!play ohhelle
Oh, herro.
13
The Hangover
ohhello.wav
19.8KB
#53
!play rage
MOTHER FUCKER!
13
Rounders
rage.wav
72.1KB
#54
!play run
Run away! Run away! Run away!
13
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
mp12.wav
37.3KB
#55
!play spidermonkey
I'ma come at you like a spidermonkey.
13
Talledega Nights
spidermonkey.wav
26.7KB
#56
!play stfu4
HEY HEY HEY hey You shut your face! If we wanna hear you talk, I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!
13
The Other Guys
shutyourface.wav
71.6KB
#57
!play stop
Stop making fun of me!
13
The Waterboy
makingfunofme.wav
25.9KB
#58
!play unleash
At my signal. Unleash hell.
13
Gladiator
hell.wav
43.2KB
#59
!play wewin3
You guys got clobbered tonight that must feel pretty bad.
13
Honest Post Game Interview (YouTube)
clobbered
29KB
#60
!play booyah
There you go Hans Blix. How you like that you fucking cocksucker!
14
Team America: World Police
thereyougo.wav
47.9KB
#61
!play cocksuckers
You mother fucking cocksuckers!
14
Source
suckers.wav
35.2KB
#62
!play gay
"you know how I know that you're gay?" 'How?' "you've got a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says I love it when balls are in my face."
14
40 year Old Virgin
gay.wav
72.6KB
#63
!play goody
goody gumdrops
14
Snatch
gumdrops.wav
13.5KB
#64
!play intimate
Shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman. First you inspect it, make sure it's clean. Then you grab it on the butt and jam the magazine in, if it doesn't fit, make it.
14
American Dad
intimate.wav
89KB
#65
!play rage3
COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
14
40 Year Old Virgin
BLEEPsucka
26.2KB
#66
!play soldier
Citizens. I need firepower. Who are you? Your worst nightmare.
14
Source
firepower.wav
62.7KB
#67
!play teamfail4
The problem is, my players suck, I mean, I made all the moves today.
14
Honest Post Game Interview (YouTube)
welose3.wav
60.4KB
#68
!play weedisgood
Man ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed, weed is from the earth, god put this here for me and you! Take advantage man.
14
Friday
weedgood.wav
93.7KB
#69
!play welose2
He beat me. Straight up. Pay him. Pay this man his money.
14
Rounders
pay_him.wav
102KB
#70
!play wewin4
This is the the best feeling imaginable! I'm about to go carry all of this energy off the court and, um, get my dick wet.
14
Honest Post Game Interview (YouTube)
dickwet.wav
75.9KB
#71
!play what
What the fuck happened? HEY!?
14
Step Brothers
whathappened.wav
23.6KB
#72
!play yikes
Lord Jesus I don't want to die!
14
Rush Hour
wanttodie.wav
26.1KB
#73
!play battleover
This battle is of WHEN I SAY IT IS OVER!
15
300
battleover.wav
42.5KB
#74
!play bumpstuff
Bump stuff with me, chicks dig it when dudes kiss and bump stuff.
15
The League
bumpstuff.wav
29.6KB
#75
!play curly
You're a big fat, curly headed fuck.
15
Step Brothers
curly.wav
29.1KB
#76
!play dick
You DICK!
15
Fast Times and Ridgemont High
you-dick.wav
18.1KB
#77
!play evenmorerage
mother shitter son of an ass
15
Office Space
motherBLEEPter.wav
35.9KB
#78
!play joinmyteam
I guess you're ith me, cockfag
15
Team America: World Police
yourewithme.wav
19.5KB
#79
!play mom
If you don't stop doing that I'm going to come to your house and kick your mom to death while you watch.
15
American Dad
momkick.wav
40.2KB
#80
!play murder
Suck my cock I'll murder your family.
15
Semi-Pro
yourfamily.wav
28.8KB
#81
!play murderboner
The concept of extinguishing a human life, really gets me aroused. It's called a murderboner.
15
The League
murderboner.wav
50.1KB
#82
!play purge
Now the purge will begin!
15
Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
purge2.wav
39.6KB
#83
!play smg
A machine gun. Hmm, seems a bit dangerous for me. But I guess if coked out child soldiers in the congo can do it.
15
American Dad
machinegun.wav
65KB
#84
!play wannagethigh
You wanna get high?
15
South Park
wannagethigh.wav
11.2KB
#85
!play wewin5
And it also helps that the other team fucking sucks.
15
Honest Post Game Interview (YouTube)
fuckinsucks.wav
38.4KB
#86
!play hacker
I think we got a hacker
16
Hackers
hacker.wav
15.7KB
#87
!play knife2
"I'm going to poke you" 'I'm going to stab you, offline, with a rile knife.'
16
The League
realknife.wav
50.7KB
#88
!play medic2
You need a medic? He probably need mouth to mouth, Lane, I'll do it!
16
Source
medic2.wav
66.1KB
#89
!play murderyeah
"Guess what? Game just began. MURDER! MURDER! YEAH!" 'We're going to win'
16
The league
murderyeah.wav
80KB
#90
!play pansies
They're just a bunch of pansies.
16
Source
pansies.wav
53.9KB
#91
!play playobj2
Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood, team player!
16
Wedding Crashers
teamplayer.wav
46.5KB
#92
!play rage4
GAAAA! Suck a mother fucker! You shithead! Oh I hate you I hate you so much you.
16
40 Year Old Virgin
suckamotherBLEEPa.wav
98.7KB
#93
!play ruthless
You're a ruthless little cunt william I'll give you that.
16
Snatch
ruthless.wav
31.4KB
#94
!play sob
Mr SON OF A BITCH!
16
Rounders
mrsob.wav
23.2KB
#95
!play stupid
Why is everyone so fucking stupid?
16
Team America World Police
sostupid.wav
25.9
Last edited by allagor on Fri May 08, 2015 5:29 pm; edited 1 time in total
Instructions on how to degrade sounds
If you want to grab something from youtube, that's fine, as long as it doesn't sound like shit. I use FlashGot(same guy makes the noscript addon) to acquire the data.
It's also fairly easy to grab sounds from anywhere else too, DVD/Netflix/Pirate/Your own voice yelling into the mic.
Install ffmpeg. Just do it, it's not that hard. Now that that's out of the way, here you go: I'm fucking serious, I won't give any help with ffmpeg here, use google
Use ffmpeg to make your source into a .wav to easily clip using audacity.
You might want to mess around with volume gain a few times to ensure it's loud enough.
Now your sound is degraded to that sweet spot between filesize & hearing it in a firefight. (You're being shot at, people are yelling on ts, you don't need it to sound flawless, think "!play acceptable")
So, now that the sound you want meets the required specifications, link it in a post & I'll add it to this table of potential new sounds.
Spoilers:
#
!play ****
What's in the sound?
req lvl
Source
Filename
Filesize
#1
!play ????
Where be the gamemaster? Where be our hoards for GLORIOUS COMBAT?
req lvl?
Knights of Badassdom
gamemaster.wav
49.8KB
#2
!play ????
They suck at making maps! Where the hell am I!?
req lvl?
Knights of Badassdom
lost.wav
41.5KB
#
!play ????
OW! Same side! Same side!
req lvl?
Knights of Badassdom
sameside.wav
21KB
#
!play ????
This monkey's going to heaven.
req lvl?
Pixies Monkey Gone To Heaven
monkey.wav
34.9KB
#
!play ????
"Were you camping back there?" 'I know, bad form but effective'
req lvl?
Law & Order SVU
camping.wav
54.7KB
#
!play ????
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MIC OFF
req lvl?
Whitest Kids You Know
micoff.wav
16.8KB
#
!play ????
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!
req lvl?
Michael Buffer
readytorumble.wav
73.6KB
#
!play ????
Hello ladies!
req lvl?
Saving Silverman
helloladies.wav
23.7KB
#
!play ????
"I'll throw JayD in, he doesn't look like much, but he's hung like a horse." 'It's true'
req lvl?
Saving Silverman
jayd.wav
56.4KB
#
!play ????
STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN! All they want is your manjuice!
req lv?
Saving Silverman
manjuice.wav
50.6KB
#
!play ????
One time I was driving and this squirrel ran into the street and I ran over him and he didn't die right then he was limping and stuff, I'm pretty sure he died right after that.
req lvl?
Saving Silverman
squirrel.wav
89.4KB
#
!play ????
Totally stole it from him while he was taking a wizz.
req lvl?
Saving Silverman
stoleit.wav
31.3KB
#
!play ????
hey, HEY! What are you doin?
req lvl?
Saving Silverman
what.wav
32.3KB
#
!play ????
Wait, wait, wait, OOOH and boom goes the dynamite
req lvl?
Family Guy
boomdyno.wav
64.6KB
#
!play ****
Oh let's all ask eachother. That'll solve this problem.
req lvl?
Futurama
askeachother.wav
41.8KB
#
!play ****
I got my eye on you boy!
req lvl?
Futurama
boay.wav
18.3KB
#
!play ****
This throws my entire perception of reality into question
req lvl?
Futurama
perception.wav
41.4KB
#
!play ****
I was waiting for one of us to say that!
req lvl?
Futurama
saythat.wav
23.9KB
#
!play ****
Now Now, perfectly symmectrical violence never solved anything.
req lvl?
Futurama
symmetry.wav
49.3KB
#
!play ****
Oh you'd like us to beleive that wouldn't you!
req lvl?
Futurama
youdlike.wav
31.2KB
#
!play ****
You people and your slight differences disgust me!
req lvl?
Futurama
youpeople.wav
29.4KB
#
!play ****
Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole
req lvl?
Rick & Morty
mrpoopybutthole.wav
14.4KB
#
!play ****
This is for you new people, I only have one rule. Everyone fights, no-one quits. If you don't do your job I'll shoot you. Do you get me?
req lvl?
Starship Troopers
newpeople.wav
136KB
#
!play ****
"I would appriciate it if one person on this boat would not, assume, that I'm an evil lecherous lump." "Nobody's saying that sir."
req lvl?
Firefly
qtconnect.wav
70.3KB
#
!play ****
FUCK! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK! SHIT!
req lvl?
Assassins (1995)
fuckshit.wav
44.5KB
reuploaded to dropbox
Notes on these sounds:
Sin provided all Saving Silverman sounds.
Lets get ready to rumble - V2 wants for a connect sound, but also to function as a !play sound.
Winnie has been asking about getting a sound of "boom goes the dynamite" on for a while.
qtconnect.wav - connect sound requested by QT.
Like a sound? Hate a sound? Can't get enough of a sound? Let us know.
Perhaps all this computer shit is too complicated for you? Well if you know of a sound you want, send me a link & timestamp, I might be nice & prepare it, probably not though, don't get your hopes up.
This post will be kept updated as necessary. Work in progress, Still need to make the table for admin sounds, & link all of the playsounds.
If you know the source of a sound without a listed source, let me know in a reply. If you have forum admin powers, do it yourself.
Last edited by allagor on Wed Aug 19, 2015 1:30 am; edited 4 times in total
Thanks BECK for adding the source on all of those!
I mainly made this for myself to keep track of all these sounds & their accompanying information. Decided it should be public so everyone can see its glory. Also, let me know if any formatting looks off, I set up the tables while unable to sleep.
Also, if you can't remember the command for a sound you want to play, open up the spoilers, then Ctrl + F what you can remember of it. More than likely you'll find your sound in seconds.
If anyone wants a custom connect sound before the next sound pack, I'm willing to prepare them from youtube videos if you give me exact start & end timestamps. Keep them short.
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