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PostYou have posted in this forum: Fri May 08, 2015 5:21 pm   Post subject:  Server Sounds Back to top 

Currently over 250 sounds!
Sounds available to pubs: (Levels 1-2)
Spoilers: 


#!play ****What's in the sound?req lvlSourceFilenameFilesize


#1!play adminabuse"Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system." 'SHUT UP.'
"Come and see the violence inherent in the system, Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" 'Bloody peasant!'
1Monty Pythonadminabuse.wav100KB

#2!play ammoPraise the lord and pass the ammunition1Sourceammunition.wav29.4KB

#3!play beautifulYou're Beautiful1Sourcebeautiful.wav25KB

#4!play booBoooooooooooo1Sourceboo.wav26.1KB

#5!play brbHey hang on you guys, I'll be right back1Cheech & Chongbrb.wav27KB

#6!play clap*clapping noise*1Sourceclap.wav31.4KB

#7!play dieDie Damnit!1Sourcedie.wav30KB

#8!play flyingYep, I'm flying through the air, this is not good.1Talledega Nightsthisisnotgood.wav27.1KB

#9!play goodgriefOh good grief1Charlie Browngood_grief.wav19.3KB

#10!play happyHappy, Happy, Happy, ha ha ha haaa ha ha1zoolandergreet2.wav82.5KB

#11!play hitmeHit me with your best shot1Pat Benatarhitme.wav23.5KB

#12!play howdyHowdy partners!1Sourcehowdypartners.wav19.4KB

#13!play howyadoinHowyadoin?1Sourcehowyadoing.wav11.8KB

#14!play kissmeFirst you want to kill me. Now you want to kiss me.1Sourcekillmekissme.wav32.1KB

#15!play liesErroneous! Erroneous on both counts!1Wedding Crasherseroneous.wav42.1KB

#16!play niceoneLooking good you handsome motherfucker1Sourcelookingood.wav33.3KB

#17!play patheticGeez, I gotta learn how to fight, this is pathetic.1Sourcepathetic.wav.wav37KB

#18!play weloseThat's it man, game over man, its game over!1Aliensgameovr.wav39.4KB

#19!play wesuckOh no. We suck again!1The Waterboyohnowesuckagain.wav33.1KB

#20!play wewinJordan fades back, swoosh, and that's the game!1Liar Liarthe_game.wav44.2KB

#21!play whatsupWhat's up baby? What's up sluts?1Clerkswhatupbaby.wav32KB

#22!play beerMmmmmm.     Beer.2The Simpsonsbeer11.wav15KB

#23!play blewmycoverYOU BLEW MY COVER!2Arnold Schwarzeneggerblewmycover.wav17.8KB

#24!play bullshitThat's bullshit!2SourcebullBLEEP.wav12KB

#25!play burnedSomeone help me, I'm I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned.2Austin Powersburned.wav58.2KB

#26!play drugsarebadDrugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs, uh, If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, mkay?2South Parkdrugsarebad.wav59.5KB

#27!play drunkLets get drunk!2Sourceletsgetdrunk.wav24.9KB

#28!play fail*Sad tuba sound*2The Price is Rightsadtuba.wav48.2KB

#29!play familyOh come on, this is a family place!2Sourcefamilyplace.wav37.2KB

#30!play fuFuck you, asshole2Arnold Schwarzeneggerfu.wav16.3KB

#31!play goodnightSo say goodnight to the bad guy.2Scarfacegoodnight.wav29KB

#32!play highonlife"yeah most people think I'm on drugs cause I'm always happy haha" 'Are you on drugs?' "No I'm not, I'm high on life, ahahaha"2American Juggalohighonlife.wav64.7KB

#33!play iloveweedI love weed2Knocked Upiloveweed.wav25.8KB

#34!play imdoneThat's it I'm done.2Sourcethat'sitimdone.wav11.1KB

#35!play joinHi! Join the party! *burp*2The Simpsonsjoinparty.wav33.4KB

#36!play joinupIf it is blood you seek, you're welcome to join us.2300joinus.wav41.9KB


#37!play knifeWhen are we gonna fight with a knife? Ugh!2The Leaguefightwithknife.wav31.7KB

#38!play medievalI'ma get medieval on your ass!2Pulp Fictionmedieval.wav20.4KB

#39!play noichNoich Noich Noich smokin weed smokin weed doing coke drinking beers2Clerkssmokinweed.wav68.3KB

#40!play noobDon't just stand there kill someone!2Hercules (2014-with Dwayne Johnson) killsomeone.wav20.3KB

#41!play prepareHello My name is Inigo Montoyo, you killed my father, prepare to die 2The Princess Brideprepare.wav100KB

#42!play saluteYou magnificent bastard, I salute you!2The Simpsonsmagbastd.wav33.1KB

#43!play salute2You have officially given me a boner.2Blades of Gloryboner2.wav23.6KB

#44!play salute3Very nicely done, almost as good as me.2Clerkswelldone.wav28.9KB

#45!play shesaidThat's what she said!2The Officeshesaid.wav13.7KB

#46!play sloppyHmm, a little sloppy, but interesting technique.2Fist of the North Starsloppy.wav34.8KB

#47!play teambleedDumkauf, we are on the same side!2Sourcefriendly_b.wav27.8KB

#48!play v54Gangstas, what's up guys?2Superbadgreet1.wav22.8KB

#49!play yayAlright! We fuckin did it!2Team America: World Policealrightwedidit.wav25.2KB




Last edited by allagor on Fri Aug 14, 2015 5:09 pm; edited 5 times in total

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Fri May 08, 2015 5:21 pm   Post subject:  Re: Server Sounds Back to top 

Member Sounds: (Levels 3-9)
Spoilers: 


#!play ****What's in the sound?req lvlSourceFilenameFilesize

#1!play bastardYou Bastard!4Monty Pythonbastard.wav16.1KB

#2!play bollocksBOLLOCKS!4Monty Pythonbollocks.wav10.4KB

#3!play covieWell hello Mr. Fancy Pants.4Army of darknessfancypants.wav28.8KB

#4!play drugsarebad2I don't do drugs. Just weed.4Half Bakeddrugs.wav26.5KB

#5!play engineerGod help us, we're in the hands of engineers!4Jurassic Parkengineers.wav25.2KB

#6!play excellentEXCELLENT!4Mortal Kombatexcelent.wav7.72KB

#7!play fuckedNow, we're fucked.4Snatchnowweare.wav24.1KB

#8!play iloveweed2I smoke weed, every second, of every day.4Knocked Upeverysecond.wav27.2KB

#9!play iowWhat are you kidding, we've got us a family here!4Raising Arizonafamily.wav33.4KB

#10!play killI'm gonna kill all these fucks!4Jay & Silent Bob Strike Backgonnakill.wav28.7KB

#11!play nofailFailure is not an option!4Apollo 11failure1.wav16.1KB

#12!play teamfailGoddamnit you fucking guys!4Sourceyouguys.wav30.5KB

#13!play teams"No way" 'Come here' "I'm not coming over there" 'Let's go' "Forget it" 'Pronto'4Austin Powerseventheteams.wav43.1KB

#14!play beautiful2You are so incredibly beautiful.5Austin Powersbeautiful2.wav26.9KB

#15!play dynoThink ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?5Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kidenoughdyno.wav16.9KB

#16!play fucked2This is fucked. No money. No weed. It's all turned into a pile of corpses.5Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrelsthisisfucked.wav76.2KB

#17!play fuckinaFucking-A man5Office SpaceBLEEPinaman.wav13.9KB

#18!play goodnight2Fuck you, I quit. Good night.5SourceFilenameFilesize

#19!play hilariousThat was hilarious. yeah good idea5Knocked Uphilarious.wav16.3KB

#20!play imidiotGeez, I'm an idiot!5Tommy Boyimanidiot.wav15.8KB

#21!play impossibleNot an impossible task, but pretty close to it.5Sourceimpossible.wav37.2KB

#22!play mjisbadMarijuana is bad.5South Parkmjisbad.wav10.6KB

#23!play playobjStop being a bitch and come on!5Fridaystopbeingabitch.wav15.5KB

#24!play quakeI predict an earthquake up in here!5Sourceearthquake.wav30.3KB

#25!play thunderYou called down the thunder well now you've got it!5Tombstonethunder.wav36.1KB

#26!play trippyhah That was fuckin trippy ahahahaha5Pulp Fictiontrippy.wav53KB

#27!play weedSmoke weed everyday!5Snoop Doggsmokeweed.wav24KB

#28!play wtfWhat the fuck is going on!?5The Hangoverwtfisgoingon.wav21.6KB

#29!play yeahbabyYeah baby, that's what I've been waiting for!5Zoolanderwaitinfor.wav38.5KB

#30!play brutalThat was fucking brutal.6Knocked Upbrutal.wav25KB

#31!play grenadeOh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou may blow thy enemies to tiny bits.6Monty Python and the Holy Grailhandgrenade.wav65.4KB

#32!play kickassI only came here to do two things man, kick some ass and drink some beer. It looks like we're almost out of beer. 6Dazed and Confusedouttabeer.wav78.7KB

#33!play ladiesLadies Ladies Ladies!6Sourceladiesx3.wav18.5KB

#34!play owOw! You freakin idiot!6Sourcefreakinidiot.wav36.3KB

#35!play readyAre you ready for a war?6Braveheartbravehearta.wav42.1KB

#36!play v27*phone chime* Where you at dogg?6Aqua Teen Hunger Forcewhereyouat.wav13.5KB

#37!play weed2Especially on weed man!6Half Bakedon_weed3.wav26.3KB

#38!play wefuckedupWe fucked up, he got away.6Scarfacefdup.wav25.9KB

#39!play yeahbitchYEAH BITCH!6Breaking Badpinkman-celebrate.wav19.4KB

#40!play yourfaultLet's cut this shit, it is, it is directly your fault, it is absolutely 150% your fault!6Step Brothersfault.wav79KB

#41!play beerisbadYou should not drink and bake.7Arnold Schwarzeneggerdrinkbake.wav20.7KB

#42!play correctYou are technically correct, the best kind of correct.7Futuramatechnicallycorrect.wav36.3KB

#43!play easy"Well that was easy." 'Yeah, I guess it was'7Office Spacethatwaseasy.wav38.6KB

#44!play gatoradeGatorade me Bitch!7Breaking Badpinkman-gatorade.wav22.4KB

#45!play planI love it when a plan comes together ahaha.7The A-Teamplancomestogether.wav41.4KB

#46!play playdead"We need a plan" 'Let's play dead.'7Spies Like Usplaydead.wav32KB

#47!play pussyYou pussy!7Clerksyoupussy.wav12.3KB

#48!play stabRemember what I taught you, do this, but then stab. Just do stab stab STAB.7The Leagueremember_stab.wav47.3KB

#49!play starvingI'm starving. Let's get some fucking french toast.740 Year Old Virginfrenchtoast.wav49.6KB

#50!play trapIt's a trap7Star Warstrap.wav14.3KB

#51!play acceptable*ding* ACCEPTABLE!8Aqua Teen Hunger Forceacceptable.wav23.5KB

#52!play feltgoodI ain't gonna lie to you it felt good!8Talledega Nightsitfeltgood.wav18.2KB

#53!play flankIf you're going to flank the enemy, it's common sense to staggar your positions to avoid friendly fire, amateurs.8Black Lagoonflank.wav61.2KB

#54!play freshMaybe we should uh, call ourselves the febreeze brothers because it's feeling so fresh right now8The Other Guysfebreeze.wav59.2KB

#55!play icecreamThe boys are going out for some ice cream and hookers, is that something you'd be interested in doing?8Metalocalypseicecreamandhookers.wav44.3KB

#56!play ignoranceWe're strong and our rage is fueled by ignorance!8Aqua Teen Hunger Forceignorantrage.wav30.8KB

#57!play language"Your language is offensive" 'FUCK YOU!'8The Hangoverlanguage.wav27.4KB

#58!play manlyI AM ALL THAT IS MAN!8Super Troopersman.wav29.2KB

#59!play missedJuuuuuuust a bit outside.8Major Leaguejustabit.wav21.3KB

#60!play mondaysSound like somebody's got a case of the mondays!8Office Spacemondays.wav34.6KB

#61!play proveitProve it!8<IoW> Venomproveit.wav4KB

#62!play pussy2"Stop being such a pussy" 'You fucking shot me!' "It's just a scratch"8Arnold Schwarzeneggerpussy_shotme.wav32.9KB

#63!play pwndI could go on busting you up all night.8Roundersbusting.wav19.9KB

#64!play welcomeWelcome to hell, bitch!8Sourcewelcome.wav24.8KB

#65!play wewin2What do we do now? We could hug? Yeah, you'd like that, faggot!8Step Brothershug.wav55.6KB

#66!play bamAll you've got to do is bull that trigger back and BAM!9Rush Hourtriggerback.wav27.8KB

#67!play believeCan you fucking believe this?9Clerksbelievethis.wav16.8KB

#68!play covie2"I'm going to have to cut your pants off." 'Start up near the crotch, it's a better access point'9Blades of Glorycovie.wav60.7KB

#69!play everywhereJesus, these guys are freakin everywhere.9Sourcefrickineverywhere.wav27.2KB

#70!play heyHey......stupid fuck faces.9SourceHey.wav32.9KB

#71!play isuckThis isn't me. I'm fucking miserable, I had to get up at 10 this morning9Step Brothersisntme.wav51.7KB

#72!play medicPaging doctor faggot!9The Hangoverdrfag.wav18.9KB

#73!play panzerWhen you absolutely positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes.9Jackie Brownak47.wav73.5KB

#74!play sissygunYou wanna die with a mans gun, not a little sissy gun like this.9The Three Amigossissygun.wav69.7KB

#75!play slownightA little slow tonight isn't it? ahahaha9The Shininglittleslow.wav69.2KB

#76!play victoryThese rustics are so inept. Nearly takes the honor out of victory. Nearly.9The Patriothonor.wav79.7KB

#77!play victory2That was a commanding performance to what do you attribute tonights victory?9Honest Post Game Interview (YouTube)victory2.wav43.3KB

#78!play whoopassSo that's what, opening up a can of whoop ass feels like.9The Waterboywhoopassfeelslike.wav39.9KB

#79!play whyWhy the fuck would you do a thing like that?9Jay and Silent Bob Strike Backlikethat.wav22.1KB



Last edited by allagor on Fri May 08, 2015 5:28 pm; edited 1 time in total

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Fri May 08, 2015 5:23 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

Officer Sounds: (Levels 10-16)
Spoilers: 


#!play ****What's in the sound?req lvlSourceFilenameFilesize

#1!play americaAmerica, FUCK YEAH!10Team America World Policeamerica.wav38.8KB


#2!play ballfroI'm looking good, I got a luscious bead of hair running from my chest pubes down to my ballfro.10Step Brothersballfro.wav71.2KB

#3!play composureWe can't have anyone freak out out there okay? We've got to keep our composure. We've gone too far, there's too much to lose, we've got to keep our composure.10Sourcecomposure.wav102KB

#4!play crushCrush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women. 10Conan the Barbariancrushenemies.wav50.8KB

#5!play haxRemember, hacking is more than just a crime, it's a survival trait.10Hackerssurvivaltrait.wav55.9KB

#6!play hitlerOh well Heil Hitler BITCH!10Breaking Badpinkman-hitler.wav24KB

#7!play nofail2Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.10Austin Powersfailure.wav58.6KB

#8!play outstandingOUTSTANDING!10Mortal Kombatoutstand.wav12.4KB

#9!play regularsHello steady customer, how are you this evening sir?10The Simpsonswcustomer.wav25.9KB

#10!play shitSHIT!10Step Brothersshit.wav11.5KB

#11!play stfuHey, shut the fuck up!10Sourceheyshutthe.wav22.2KB

#12!play studLook at this fuckin guy.10Major Leaguelookat.wav38.9KB

#13!play surpriseSurprise! Cockfags!10Team America: World Policesurprise.wav16.5KB

#14!play teamfail2Jagaloons. You guys are FAILURES! FAILURES!10Step Brothersjagaloons.wav56.6KB

#15!play towelDon't forget to bring a towel!10South Parktowel.wav13.3KB

#16!play trollalertFuck, I gotta deal with this guy now?10Sourcethisguynow.wav19.4KB

#17!play whoWho the fuck are you?10Arnold Schwarzeneggerwhothefuckareyou.wav12.9KB

#18!play covie3"You, are not you. You're me." 'No shit.'11Total Recall (1990)younotyou.wav50.7KB

#19!play drdickheadThanks a lot doctor dickhead you totally fucked me there!11Baseketballdr_dickhead.wav26.6KB

#20!play fu2You know what, you know what? fuck you, FUCK YOU!11Sourceyouknowwhat.wav35.7KB

#21!play funnyhahahaha ha funny11The Hangoverfatguyfall.wav24.1KB

#22!play gotohellYou go to hell, you go to hell and you die!11South Parkgotohellanddie.wav30.1KB

#23!play hax2This kid is really good.11Sourcereallygood.wav22.2KB

#24!play killinnazisYou probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin11Inglourious Basterdsbusiness.wav72.3KB

#25!play neinNEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN11Inglorious Bastardsnein.wav27.5KB

#26!play noich2Time to kick back, drink some beers, and smoke some weed!11Clerkskickback.wav32KB

#27!play obligeHey Donny! Got us a german who wants to die for his country, oblige him.11Inglourious Basterdsoblige.wav67.3KB

#28!play scissorkickI'm going to scissor kick you in the back of the head.11Talledega Nightsscissorkick.wav32.1KB

#29!play spartaThis is where we hold them. This is where we fight. This is where they die!11300sparta.wav102KB

#30!play stfu2Motherfucker what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up!11Sourcethinkicare.wav50.6KB

#31!play stud2Twenty bucks they guys dick dips in the toilet when he takes a shit11Sourcebigdick.wav29.6KB

#32!play thiniceYou're on this fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now fuck off!11Snatchthinice.wav92.6KB

#33!play bonerI've got a boner!12Sourceboner.wav11.3KB

#34!play boyloversBoy lovers12300boylovers.wav19.2KB

#35!play covie4Secret Agent Man!12Austin Powerssecretagent.wav31.3KB

#36!play deniedNot on my watch motherfucker!12Jay and Silent Bob Strike Backmywatch.wav19.5KB

#37!play gtfoSo why don't you step the FUCK BACK, before I bitchslap your heiny12Sourcestepback.wav53.5KB

#38!play knifekillcause when I remove my blade from it's sheath, I can't return it until it has felt bloooood.1240 Year Old Virginknifekill.wav71.3KB

#39!play mtdewI'm all jacked up on Mt. Dew12Talledega Nightsjackedup.wav23.2KB

#40!play prickThat little prick.12Sourceprick.wav20.4KB

#41!play rage2Motherfucking titty sucking two balled BITCH!12Source2balledbitch.wav44.8KB

#42!play stfu3why don't you just shut your cocksucker there dickweed!12Sourceshutit.wav32.9KB

#43!play teamfail3What's with you people? Fucking imbeciles12Sourceimbecile.wav39.9KB

#44!play urfuckedAHAHAHA you're fucked!12Sourcehahahayoure.wav33.2KB

#45!play brosBro's before hoes dude13Sourcebrosbeforehos.wav12.9KB

#46!play deepshit"Fuck. We're in deep shit." 'Yes, we are in very, very deep shit.'13Office SpaceindeepBLEEP.wav66.5KB

#47!play dickshardAre you familiar with the old human saying: "I want to shoot you so bad my dick's hard!"?13Sourcedickhard.wav43.3KB

#48!play holdonwell let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet13Pulp Ficitiondicks.wav33.4KB

#49!play iquitFuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you I'm out13Half Bakedi_quit.wav74KB

#50!play morerageThis son of bitch all night, just check-check...13Rounderscheck.wav65.7KB

#51!play myfaceGet the fuck out my face with that shit.13Pulp Fictionmy_face.wav22.3KB

#52!play ohhelleOh, herro.13The Hangoverohhello.wav19.8KB

#53!play rageMOTHER FUCKER!13Roundersrage.wav72.1KB

#54!play runRun away! Run away! Run away!13Monty Python and the Holy Grailmp12.wav37.3KB

#55!play spidermonkeyI'ma come at you like a spidermonkey.13Talledega Nightsspidermonkey.wav26.7KB

#56!play stfu4HEY HEY HEY hey You shut your face! If we wanna hear you talk, I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!13The Other Guysshutyourface.wav71.6KB

#57!play stopStop making fun of me!13The Waterboymakingfunofme.wav25.9KB

#58!play unleashAt my signal. Unleash hell.13Gladiatorhell.wav43.2KB

#59!play wewin3You guys got clobbered tonight that must feel pretty bad.13Honest Post Game Interview (YouTube)clobbered29KB

#60!play booyahThere you go Hans Blix. How you like that you fucking cocksucker!14Team America: World Policethereyougo.wav47.9KB

#61!play cocksuckersYou mother fucking cocksuckers!14Sourcesuckers.wav35.2KB

#62!play gay"you know how I know that you're gay?" 'How?' "you've got a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says I love it when balls are in my face."1440 year Old Virgingay.wav72.6KB

#63!play goodygoody gumdrops14Snatchgumdrops.wav13.5KB

#64!play intimateShooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman. First you inspect it, make sure it's clean. Then you grab it on the butt and jam the magazine in, if it doesn't fit, make it.14American Dadintimate.wav89KB

#65!play rage3COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER1440 Year Old VirginBLEEPsucka26.2KB

#66!play soldierCitizens. I need firepower. Who are you? Your worst nightmare.14Sourcefirepower.wav62.7KB

#67!play teamfail4The problem is, my players suck, I mean, I made all the moves today.14Honest Post Game Interview (YouTube)welose3.wav60.4KB

#68!play weedisgoodMan ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed, weed is from the earth, god put this here for me and you! Take advantage man.14Fridayweedgood.wav93.7KB

#69!play welose2He beat me. Straight up. Pay him. Pay this man his money.14Rounderspay_him.wav102KB

#70!play wewin4This is the the best feeling imaginable! I'm about to go carry all of this energy off the court and, um, get my dick wet.14Honest Post Game Interview (YouTube)dickwet.wav75.9KB

#71!play whatWhat the fuck happened? HEY!?14Step Brotherswhathappened.wav23.6KB

#72!play yikesLord Jesus I don't want to die!14Rush Hourwanttodie.wav26.1KB

#73!play battleoverThis battle is of WHEN I SAY IT IS OVER!15300battleover.wav42.5KB

#74!play bumpstuffBump stuff with me, chicks dig it when dudes kiss and bump stuff.15The Leaguebumpstuff.wav29.6KB

#75!play curlyYou're a big fat, curly headed fuck.15Step Brotherscurly.wav29.1KB

#76!play dickYou DICK!15Fast Times and Ridgemont Highyou-dick.wav18.1KB

#77!play evenmoreragemother shitter son of an ass15Office SpacemotherBLEEPter.wav35.9KB

#78!play joinmyteamI guess you're ith me, cockfag15Team America: World Policeyourewithme.wav19.5KB

#79!play momIf you don't stop doing that I'm going to come to your house and kick your mom to death while you watch.15American Dadmomkick.wav40.2KB

#80!play murderSuck my cock I'll murder your family.15Semi-Proyourfamily.wav28.8KB

#81!play murderbonerThe concept of extinguishing a human life, really gets me aroused. It's called a murderboner.15The Leaguemurderboner.wav50.1KB

#82!play purgeNow the purge will begin!15Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complexpurge2.wav39.6KB

#83!play smgA machine gun. Hmm, seems a bit dangerous for me. But I guess if coked out child soldiers in the congo can do it.15American Dadmachinegun.wav65KB

#84!play wannagethighYou wanna get high?15South Parkwannagethigh.wav11.2KB

#85!play wewin5And it also helps that the other team fucking sucks.15Honest Post Game Interview (YouTube)fuckinsucks.wav38.4KB

#86!play hackerI think we got a hacker16Hackershacker.wav15.7KB

#87!play knife2"I'm going to poke you" 'I'm going to stab you, offline, with a rile knife.'16The Leaguerealknife.wav50.7KB

#88!play medic2You need a medic? He probably need mouth to mouth, Lane, I'll do it!16Sourcemedic2.wav66.1KB

#89!play murderyeah"Guess what? Game just began. MURDER! MURDER! YEAH!" 'We're going to win'16The leaguemurderyeah.wav80KB

#90!play pansiesThey're just a bunch of pansies.16Sourcepansies.wav53.9KB

#91!play playobj2Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood, team player!16Wedding Crashersteamplayer.wav46.5KB

#92!play rage4GAAAA! Suck a mother fucker! You shithead! Oh I hate you I hate you so much you.1640 Year Old VirginsuckamotherBLEEPa.wav98.7KB

#93!play ruthlessYou're a ruthless little cunt william I'll give you that.16Snatchruthless.wav31.4KB

#94!play sobMr SON OF A BITCH!16Roundersmrsob.wav23.2KB

#95!play stupidWhy is everyone so fucking stupid?16Team America World Policesostupid.wav25.9




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PostYou have posted in this forum: Fri May 08, 2015 5:28 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

Admin Sounds:
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Too lazy to set this one up for now

#!play ****What's in the sound?req lvlSourceFilenameFilesize

#!play ****What's in the soundreq lvlSourceFilenameFilesize




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Instructions on how to degrade sounds
If you want to grab something from youtube, that's fine, as long as it doesn't sound like shit. I use FlashGot (same guy makes the noscript addon) to acquire the data.
It's also fairly easy to grab sounds from anywhere else too, DVD/Netflix/Pirate/Your own voice yelling into the mic.

Install ffmpeg. Just do it, it's not that hard. Now that that's out of the way, here you go: I'm fucking serious, I won't give any help with ffmpeg here, use google


Use ffmpeg to make your source into a .wav to easily clip using audacity.
Code: › ffmpeg -i source.anything -ac 1 uncutsound.wav

cut it down to just the sound you want with audacity, export as .wav
Now to take that cut sound file and reduce it's size.
Code: › ffmpeg -i sound.wav -ac 1 -acodec pcm_u8 -ar 11025 sound88.wav
You might want to mess around with volume gain a few times to ensure it's loud enough.
Now your sound is degraded to that sweet spot between filesize & hearing it in a firefight. (You're being shot at, people are yelling on ts, you don't need it to sound flawless, think "!play acceptable")



So, now that the sound you want meets the required specifications, link it in a post & I'll add it to this table of potential new sounds.
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#!play ****What's in the sound?req lvlSourceFilenameFilesize

#1!play ????Where be the gamemaster? Where be our hoards for GLORIOUS COMBAT?req lvl?Knights of Badassdomgamemaster.wav49.8KB

#2!play ????They suck at making maps! Where the hell am I!?req lvl?Knights of Badassdomlost.wav41.5KB

#!play ????OW! Same side! Same side!req lvl?Knights of Badassdomsameside.wav21KB

#!play ????This monkey's going to heaven.req lvl?Pixies Monkey Gone To Heaven monkey.wav34.9KB

#!play ????"Were you camping back there?" 'I know, bad form but effective'req lvl?Law & Order SVUcamping.wav54.7KB

#!play ????SHUT YOUR FUCKING MIC OFFreq lvl?Whitest Kids You Knowmicoff.wav16.8KB

#!play ????LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!req lvl?Michael Bufferreadytorumble.wav73.6KB

#!play ????Hello ladies!req lvl?Saving Silvermanhelloladies.wav23.7KB

#!play ????"I'll throw JayD in, he doesn't look like much, but he's hung like a horse." 'It's true'req lvl?Saving Silvermanjayd.wav56.4KB

#!play ????STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN! All they want is your manjuice!req lv?Saving Silvermanmanjuice.wav50.6KB

#!play ????One time I was driving and this squirrel ran into the street and I ran over him and he didn't die right then he was limping and stuff, I'm pretty sure he died right after that.req lvl?Saving Silvermansquirrel.wav89.4KB

#!play ????Totally stole it from him while he was taking a wizz.req lvl?Saving Silvermanstoleit.wav31.3KB

#!play ????hey, HEY! What are you doin?req lvl?Saving Silvermanwhat.wav32.3KB

#!play ????Wait, wait, wait, OOOH and boom goes the dynamitereq lvl?Family Guyboomdyno.wav64.6KB

#!play ****Oh let's all ask eachother. That'll solve this problem.req lvl?Futuramaaskeachother.wav41.8KB

#!play ****I got my eye on you boy!req lvl?Futuramaboay.wav18.3KB

#!play ****This throws my entire perception of reality into questionreq lvl?Futuramaperception.wav41.4KB

#!play ****I was waiting for one of us to say that!req lvl?Futuramasaythat.wav23.9KB

#!play ****Now Now, perfectly symmectrical violence never solved anything.req lvl?Futuramasymmetry.wav49.3KB

#!play ****Oh you'd like us to beleive that wouldn't you!req lvl?Futuramayoudlike.wav31.2KB

#!play ****You people and your slight differences disgust me!req lvl?Futuramayoupeople.wav29.4KB

#!play ****Thanks Mr. Poopy Buttholereq lvl?Rick & Mortymrpoopybutthole.wav14.4KB

#!play ****This is for you new people, I only have one rule. Everyone fights, no-one quits. If you don't do your job I'll shoot you. Do you get me?req lvl?Starship Troopersnewpeople.wav136KB

#!play ****"I would appriciate it if one person on this boat would not, assume, that I'm an evil lecherous lump." "Nobody's saying that sir."req lvl?Fireflyqtconnect.wav70.3KB

#!play ****FUCK! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK! SHIT!req lvl?Assassins (1995)fuckshit.wav44.5KB


reuploaded to dropbox
Notes on these sounds:
Sin provided all Saving Silverman sounds.
Lets get ready to rumble - V2 wants for a connect sound, but also to function as a !play sound.
Winnie has been asking about getting a sound of "boom goes the dynamite" on for a while.
qtconnect.wav - connect sound requested by QT.


Like a sound? Hate a sound? Can't get enough of a sound? Let us know.


Perhaps all this computer shit is too complicated for you? Well if you know of a sound you want, send me a link & timestamp, I might be nice & prepare it, probably not though, don't get your hopes up.

This post will be kept updated as necessary.
Work in progress, Still need to make the table for admin sounds, & link all of the playsounds.

If you know the source of a sound without a listed source, let me know in a reply. If you have forum admin powers, do it yourself.


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PostYou have posted in this forum: Fri May 08, 2015 6:54 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

Wow, nice work Thumbs Up

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Sat May 09, 2015 12:58 am   Post subject:   Back to top 

Updated your tables above with the sources that I can remember (which is most of them)

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Sat May 09, 2015 2:26 am   Post subject:   Back to top 

Thanks for putting all this together allagor! I know you spent quite a bit of time today working on it. Smile

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Sat May 09, 2015 4:15 am   Post subject:   Back to top 

Thanks BECK for adding the source on all of those!
I mainly made this for myself to keep track of all these sounds & their accompanying information. Decided it should be public so everyone can see its glory. Also, let me know if any formatting looks off, I set up the tables while unable to sleep.

Also, if you can't remember the command for a sound you want to play, open up the spoilers, then Ctrl + F what you can remember of it. More than likely you'll find your sound in seconds.

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Sat May 09, 2015 12:19 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

All I see
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PS good jerb.

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Thanks for putting that together!

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We have enough sounds we could have a conversation all night long with nothing but these.

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If anyone wants a custom connect sound before the next sound pack, I'm willing to prepare them from youtube videos if you give me exact start & end timestamps. Keep them short.

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