Some Difference Between Clanleaders And Clanmembers
1.NAMES
If Nort, Stevo, Beck and Epic go out for lunch, they will call each other Nort,
Stevo, Beck & Epic.
If Dexity, Quizzle, Duke and Alkaline go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as
Noob, haxor, **** and slug head.
2.EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Omega blade, Darkstrike, JayD, DirtyKermit and ibDYNOgirlwill each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the clanleaders get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
3.MONEY
A clanmember will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A clanleader will pay $1 for a $2 item that it doesn't need, but it's on sale.
4.BATHROOMS
A clanmember has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical clanleaders bathroom is 337.
A clanmember would not be able to identify most of these items.
5.ARGUMENTS
A clanleader has the last word in any argument.
Anything a clanmember says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.
6.CATS
Clanleaders love cats.
clanmembers say they love cats, but when clanleaders aren't looking, clanmembers kick cats.
7.FUTURE
A clanleader worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A clanmember never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
8.SUCCESS
A successful clanmember is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful clanleader is one who can find such a clanmember.
9.MARRIAGE
A clanleader marries a clanmember expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A clanmember marries a clanleader expecting that it won't change , and it does.
10.DRESSING UP
A clanleader will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A clanmember will dress up for weddings and funerals.
11.NATURAL
clanmembers wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Clanleaders somehow deteriorate during the night.
12.OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A clanleader knows all about her children. it knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A clanmember is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
13.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married clanmember should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
AND FINALLY....
A couple clanpeople drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the beta squad leader asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the noober nort replied, "beta squad members"
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