Instruments of War :: Server Sounds

allagor wrote (View Post): › Instructions on how to degrade sounds
If you want to grab something from youtube, that's fine, as long as it doesn't sound like shit. I use FlashGot (same guy makes the noscript addon) to acquire the data.
It's also fairly easy to grab sounds from anywhere else too, DVD/Netflix/Pirate/Your own voice yelling into the mic.

Install ffmpeg. Just do it, it's not that hard. Now that that's out of the way, here you go: I'm fucking serious, I won't give any help with ffmpeg here, use google

Use ffmpeg to make your source into a .wav to easily clip using audacity.

Code: › ffmpeg -i source.anything -ac 1 uncutsound.wav

cut it down to just the sound you want with audacity, export as .wav
Now to take that cut sound file and reduce it's size.

Code: › ffmpeg -i sound.wav -ac 1 -acodec pcm_u8 -ar 11025 sound88.wav

You might want to mess around with volume gain a few times to ensure it's loud enough.
Now your sound is degraded to that sweet spot between filesize & hearing it in a firefight. (You're being shot at, people are yelling on ts, you don't need it to sound flawless, think "!play acceptable")

So, now that the sound you want meets the required specifications, link it in a post & I'll add it to this table of potential new sounds.

Spoilers:

#	!play ****	What's in the sound?	req lvl	Source	Filename	Filesize
#1	!play ????	Where be the gamemaster? Where be our hoards for GLORIOUS COMBAT?	req lvl?	Knights of Badassdom	gamemaster.wav	49.8KB
#2	!play ????	They suck at making maps! Where the hell am I!?	req lvl?	Knights of Badassdom	lost.wav	41.5KB
#	!play ????	OW! Same side! Same side!	req lvl?	Knights of Badassdom	sameside.wav	21KB
#	!play ????	This monkey's going to heaven.	req lvl?	Pixies Monkey Gone To Heaven	monkey.wav	34.9KB
#	!play ????	"Were you camping back there?" 'I know, bad form but effective'	req lvl?	Law & Order SVU	camping.wav	54.7KB
#	!play ????	SHUT YOUR FUCKING MIC OFF	req lvl?	Whitest Kids You Know	micoff.wav	16.8KB
#	!play ????	LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!	req lvl?	Michael Buffer	readytorumble.wav	73.6KB
#	!play ????	Hello ladies!	req lvl?	Saving Silverman	helloladies.wav	23.7KB
#	!play ????	"I'll throw JayD in, he doesn't look like much, but he's hung like a horse." 'It's true'	req lvl?	Saving Silverman	jayd.wav	56.4KB
#	!play ????	STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN! All they want is your manjuice!	req lv?	Saving Silverman	manjuice.wav	50.6KB
#	!play ????	One time I was driving and this squirrel ran into the street and I ran over him and he didn't die right then he was limping and stuff, I'm pretty sure he died right after that.	req lvl?	Saving Silverman	squirrel.wav	89.4KB
#	!play ????	Totally stole it from him while he was taking a wizz.	req lvl?	Saving Silverman	stoleit.wav	31.3KB
#	!play ????	hey, HEY! What are you doin?	req lvl?	Saving Silverman	what.wav	32.3KB
#	!play ????	Wait, wait, wait, OOOH and boom goes the dynamite	req lvl?	Family Guy	boomdyno.wav	64.6KB
#	!play ****	Oh let's all ask eachother. That'll solve this problem.	req lvl?	Futurama	askeachother.wav	41.8KB
#	!play ****	I got my eye on you boy!	req lvl?	Futurama	boay.wav	18.3KB
#	!play ****	This throws my entire perception of reality into question	req lvl?	Futurama	perception.wav	41.4KB
#	!play ****	I was waiting for one of us to say that!	req lvl?	Futurama	saythat.wav	23.9KB
#	!play ****	Now Now, perfectly symmectrical violence never solved anything.	req lvl?	Futurama	symmetry.wav	49.3KB
#	!play ****	Oh you'd like us to beleive that wouldn't you!	req lvl?	Futurama	youdlike.wav	31.2KB
#	!play ****	You people and your slight differences disgust me!	req lvl?	Futurama	youpeople.wav	29.4KB
#	!play ****	Thanks Mr. Poopy Butthole	req lvl?	Rick & Morty	mrpoopybutthole.wav	14.4KB
#	!play ****	This is for you new people, I only have one rule. Everyone fights, no-one quits. If you don't do your job I'll shoot you. Do you get me?	req lvl?	Starship Troopers	newpeople.wav	136KB
#	!play ****	"I would appriciate it if one person on this boat would not, assume, that I'm an evil lecherous lump." "Nobody's saying that sir."	req lvl?	Firefly	qtconnect.wav	70.3KB
#	!play ****	FUCK! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK! SHIT!	req lvl?	Assassins (1995)	fuckshit.wav	44.5KB

reuploaded to dropbox
Notes on these sounds:
Sin provided all Saving Silverman sounds.
Lets get ready to rumble - V2 wants for a connect sound, but also to function as a !play sound.
Winnie has been asking about getting a sound of "boom goes the dynamite" on for a while.
qtconnect.wav - connect sound requested by QT.

Like a sound? Hate a sound? Can't get enough of a sound? Let us know.

Perhaps all this computer shit is too complicated for you? Well if you know of a sound you want, send me a link & timestamp, I might be nice & prepare it, probably not though, don't get your hopes up.

This post will be kept updated as necessary.
Work in progress, Still need to make the table for admin sounds, & link all of the playsounds.

If you know the source of a sound without a listed source, let me know in a reply. If you have forum admin powers, do it yourself.

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