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#1: Drunk ass Author: StEVoNuB420,

You have posted in this forum: Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:13 pm

An extremely drunk man stands up to leave a bar and falls flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," the man mutters as he crawls outside.

He tries to stand up again,but falls face-first into the mud.
"Ah,screw it,"the drunk moans."I'll just crawl home"

The next morning his wife finds him asleep on their doorstep.
"You went out drinking last night didn't you?" She says

"Uh,yeah"he says. "How'd you guess?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

#2: Author: Wal-Mart,

You have posted in this forum: Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:50 pm

meh....

Makes me sad I know how to read

lol

#3: Author: jjDYNOmight,

You have posted in this forum: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:00 pm

Almost as bad as my kids.

We went to visit my wife's brother who is in a home-(he has down syndrome)--so there are other residents there.

why is it that my kids are playing:

Give me 5 high

5 low

too slow

WITH A BLIND PERSON!!!

I was upset with them --- then they said that it was his idea..---lol

(i lower head and nod in shame)

#4: Author: Wal-Mart,

You have posted in this forum: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:25 pm

Blind dude should tried to slap them in their face... LOL that woulda been funny "OOPS i could not see the five!"

Funny payback...

#5: Author: Fuzzy Burrito,

You have posted in this forum: Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:53 am

lol --- and that is a lol that actually happened. I can't stand when people say lol, lmao, or rofl, when they actually haven't done any of those actions. Grr.

#6: Author: PistolPete,

You have posted in this forum: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:48 am

Whoracle wrote: › lol --- and that is a lol that actually happened. I can't stand when people say lol, lmao, or rofl, when they actually haven't done any of those actions. Grr.

hating the world much whor? /wrists :evil:

#7: Author: DarkShadow,

You have posted in this forum: Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:49 pm

lol @ jj

#8: Author: HEROINMAN,

You have posted in this forum: Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:54 pm

why would it not suprise me for lil to do that...

#9: Author: JEWMAN,

You have posted in this forum: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:10 pm

that is sumtin lil would do i really could picture that happening hahahha

#10: Author: Quazi,

You have posted in this forum: Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:44 pm

Lol. Funny.

I've got few people on wheelcharis at my school. One day we finished class, went out of the room and there was a guy on wheelchair (with a down syndrome i think or sth like that cuz he has difficulty with talking) slowly going by so my friend decided to help him and he pushed him through the corridor (no, no he was pushing him through all the time not just one push). And at the end the guy on a wheelchair says:

- hey, thank you but I wanted to go the other way....

#11: Author: Fuzzy Burrito,

You have posted in this forum: Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:39 pm

Quazi wrote: › - hey, thank you but I wanted to go the other way....

I mean, something like that has never happened to me, but have you ever gotten the same vibe from a time you were trying to be courteous? You know, you try to do something nice for people, and they go and tell you you did it wrong. I find myself saying, "FINE, I'M NEVER GOING TO HELP ANYONE EVERY AGAIN!", a lot...

#12: Author: Quazi,

You have posted in this forum: Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:48 am

Sure:

We don't have an elevator in our house yet (it's like 5 floors - would be 6 or 7 in new building cuz I have 3.10m high flat) so when I saw an old lady lugging bags upstairs I decided to help her. So I say - hello I'll help you. And I bent down to grab the bag. Suddenly the old lady screams - thief ! Go away thief ! I'll call police !

So I think - go to hell, you rotten piece of flash. Have fun with taking it up.

#13: Author: IOWlildynomite,

You have posted in this forum: Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:53 pm

LoL @ quaz

But ya that blind incident wasn't with me .....
That was my little sisters..
C'mon now im not that dumb....

#14: Author: StEVoNuB420,

You have posted in this forum: Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:00 pm

Besides if it was Lil he would have said " WTF!! NOOB!!!" and if he did get the low 5 he would have accused him of hax.

#15: Author: Fuzzy Burrito,

You have posted in this forum: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:34 am

*Blind man hits the low 5*

LiL: I LAGGED!

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