#33: Author: BECK,
You have posted in this forum: Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:53 am
MadeInTheUSA wrote: › LOL Beck those are some good jokes. Perfect for "work" because Im "working" right now. LOL Im getting paid to make a post muhahahaha |
It's great, isn't it?
wait....."ching ching ching"......that's the money that is flowing into my bank account right now....."ching ching ching".....still flowing, still posting!
-BECK
Some occupational humor for us "workers":
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Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office, but aren't
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't: 1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!
Better Learn the Language First!
A Texas engineer while in Japan for some meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although, the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling ``Gama Su!, Gama Su!''. Hearing this, the Texan knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.
The next day while playing golf with his Japanese engineering colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling ``Gama Su! Gama Su!''. Suddenly everyone became quiet.
After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked: ``Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?''
Anatomy by Profession
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like software engineers. You open them up and do everything at a keyboard."
The fifth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
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