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BECK
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PostYou have posted in this forum: Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:23 am   Post subject:  a joke...kinda funny Smile Back to top 

A software engineer, hardware engineer and departmental manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes failed. The car careened out of control, bouncing off guard rails until it finally ground to a halt along the mountainside. The occupants of the car were unhurt, but they had a problem. They were stuck halfway down the mountain in a car with no brakes.

"I know" said the manager. " Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and through a process of Continuous Improvement, find a solution to the Critical Problems and we'll be on our way."

"No," said the hardware engineer. "I've got my Swiss army knife with me. I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we'll be on our way."

"Wait," said the software engineer. "Before we do anything, shouldn't we push the car back to the top of the mountain and see if it happens again?"

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:57 pm   Post subject:  Re: a joke...kinda funny Smile Back to top 

Funny Post Lame Im with stupid Topic closed I'm with your mom

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:27 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

BECK, I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

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BECK wrote (View Post): ›

Funny Post Lame Im with stupid Topic closed I'm with your mom

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PostYou have posted in this forum: Sat Sep 15, 2012 1:01 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

"lol" on both accounts.
goot jorb.

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