Ho that last joke was hell shit how the hell do u make jokes like these or where do u find them. That was super and also the other jokes.

Nice one's made!

I can't spam this thread with 5 jokes a day...

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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

yes made you definetly have some very good jokes, between your picture posting and jokes you are owning a niche market in post whoring.

ill just stick with my comp geek talk, that has most of you lost, excluding beck

in the computer field you dont need to post jokes to have a laugh, just read the real life


Human resources manager calls pilot fish to authorize installation of the payroll system for a new HR employee as soon as possible. "I clear the request with the payroll department and ask the desktop team to push the software," says fish. "Desktop team requests the PC name. HR manager replies that the user doesn't have a PC." OK, fish thinks, let's get him one. He calls the hardware team to install a PC at the new employee's desk. HR manager informs him that the user doesn't have a desk yet -- and won't have an assigned location for another month. Mutters fish, "We'll get right on it."

see, the stupidity of some people make my career interesting. that is story from a computer mag i read. but i have had some incidents that were amusing.

LOL i didnot understand a singal thing. But good joke. It is a joke right................................

no its a true story from someone that works in the Information Technology department. Basicaly a human resource director ordered that a user get setup with access as soon as possible. But that wanst possible to sit them up becuase they didnt have ANYTHING else, no desk, no computer no nothing and the person ordering they be setup, knew they didnt have anything.

ho now i understand thnx nort.

as i said, in the computer world, you dont need jokes. you have end users.

ho i see..................................................

DO YOU LIKE TO SCREW?

The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he wanted to impress her date. "Do you like to screw?" he asked.
"Huh?!" replied the surprised date.
"My daughter, she loves to screw and she's good at it. You and her should go screw," explained the father.
Now very interested the boy replied, "Yes, sir!!!"

Minutes later the girl came down the stairs, kissed her father goodbye and the couple left. After only a few minutes she reappeared, furious, dress torn, hair a mess and screamed, "Dammit, Daddy, it's the TWIST, get it right!"

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There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

that 3 girls was good but the 1st one didnot understand

lol, the 2nd one was good, u might live a sheltered life if u didnt get the first one...

smAk1 wrote: › lol, the 2nd one was good, u might live a sheltered life if u didnt get the first one...

Well, he's from Sri Lanka, so you gotta cut him a bit of slack.

Omega - you know what "screw" means, right. I won't explain it if you don't...

The "twist" is a dance style. The dad got his lingo messed up and told the guy to have sex with his daughter, instead of dancing with her. Get it now?

oh! sry i didnt see that.