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V2A2V2A2M
Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:41 am


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nah i was thinking to end it after the word ass. but if u guys give me a link to a program with instructions thats simple enough i can make the sample for you. otherwise i have no idea how to

Instructions on how to degrade sounds
If you want to grab something from youtube, that's fine, as long as it doesn't sound like shit.  I use (same guy makes the no.script addon) to acquire the data.  
It's also fairly easy to grab sounds from anywhere else too, DVD/Netflix/Pirate/Your own voice yelling into the mic.

Install I'm fucking serious, I won't give any help with ffmpeg here, use google


Use ffmpeg to make your source into a .wav to easily clip using audacity.
ffmpeg -i source.anything -ac 1 uncutsound.wav
cut it down to just the sound you want with audacity, export as .wav
Now to take that cut sound file and reduce it's size.
ffmpeg -i sound.wav -ac 1 -acodec pcm_u8 -ar 11025 sound88.wav  You might want to mess around with 
So, now that the sound you want meets the required specifications, link it in a post & I'll add it to this table of potential new sounds.


#!play ****What's in the sound?req lvlSourceFilenameFilesize

#1!play ????Where be the gamemaster?  Where be our hoards for GLORIOUS COMBAT?req lvl?Knights of Badassdomgamemaster.wav49.8KB

#2!play ????They suck at making maps!  Where the hell am I!?req lvl?Knights of Badassdomlost.wav41.5KB

#!play ????OW! Same side!  Same side!req lvl?Knights of Badassdomsameside.wav21KB

#!play ????This monkey's going to heaven.req lvl?Pixies Monkey Gone To Heaven monkey.wav34.9KB

#!play ????"Were you camping back there?"  'I know, bad form but effective'req lvl?Law & Order SVUcamping.wav54.7KB

#!play ????SHUT YOUR FUCKING MIC OFFreq lvl?Whitest Kids You Knowmicoff.wav16.8KB

#!play ????LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!req lvl?Michael Bufferreadytorumble.wav73.6KB

#!play ????Hello ladies!req lvl?Saving Silvermanhelloladies.wav23.7KB

#!play ????"I'll throw JayD in, he doesn't look like much, but he's hung like a horse."  'It's true'req lvl?Saving Silvermanjayd.wav56.4KB

#!play ????STAY AWAY FROM WOMEN!  All they want is your manjuice!req lv?Saving Silvermanmanjuice.wav50.6KB

#!play ????One time I was driving and this squirrel ran into the street and I ran over him and he didn't die right then he was limping and stuff, I'm pretty sure he died right after that.req lvl?Saving Silvermansquirrel.wav89.4KB

#!play ????Totally stole it from him while he was taking a wizz.req lvl?Saving Silvermanstoleit.wav31.3KB

#!play ????hey, HEY! What are you doin?req lvl?Saving Silvermanwhat.wav32.3KB

#!play ????Wait, wait, wait, OOOH and boom goes the dynamitereq lvl?Family Guyboomdyno.wav64.6KB

#!play ****Oh let's all ask eachother.  That'll solve this problem.req lvl?Futuramaaskeachother.wav41.8KB

#!play ****I got my eye on you boy!req lvl?Futuramaboay.wav18.3KB

#!play ****This throws my entire perception of reality into questionreq lvl?Futuramaperception.wav41.4KB

#!play ****I was waiting for one of us to say that!req lvl?Futuramasaythat.wav23.9KB

#!play ****Now Now, perfectly symmectrical violence never solved anything.req lvl?Futuramasymmetry.wav49.3KB

#!play ****Oh you'd like us to beleive that wouldn't you!req lvl?Futuramayoudlike.wav31.2KB

#!play ****You people and your slight differences disgust me!req lvl?Futuramayoupeople.wav29.4KB

#!play ****Thanks Mr. Poopy Buttholereq lvl?Rick & Mortymrpoopybutthole.wav14.4KB

#!play ****This is for you new people, I only have one rule.  Everyone fights, no-one quits.  If you don't do your job I'll shoot you.  Do you get me?req lvl?Starship Troopersnewpeople.wav136KB

#!play ****"I would appriciate it if one person on this boat would not, assume, that I'm an evil lecherous lump."  "Nobody's saying that sir."req lvl?Fireflyqtconnect.wav70.3KB

#!play ****FUCK! SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK! SHIT!req lvl?Assassins (1995)fuckshit.wav44.5KB



Like a sound?  Hate a sound?  Can't get enough of a sound?  Let us know.

Perhaps all this computer shit is too complicated for you?  Well if you know of a sound you want, send me a link & timestamp, I might be nice & prepare it, probably not though, don't get your hopes up.  

This post will be kept updated as necessary.
Work in progress, Still need to make the table for admin sounds, & link all of the playsounds.

If you know the source of a sound without a listed source, let me know in a reply.  If you have forum admin powers, do it yourself.
